|Background||'I Beg your pardon! I needed a moment to compose myself, but I have dashed the water fromm my eyes and quit my uproarious laughter long enough to device a wonderful plan. I am not a cruel dwarf, but this is an opportunity I cannot miss.
'You see, I came to this maze many days ago, hoping to see the sights, pass on through, and move along. But as I picked my way, I heard an Elf muttering about not being able to find the exit, but he grew silent when he perceived my pressence. He followed me for a bit, but took a wrong turn. I came out at last, and I waited.
'Do you know that I have been here all these days since, and I have not seen so much as a hair from a Single Elf-head, save that one standing near, waiting for her companions? My mirth has grown greater with ever passing gour! This is the best festival I have ever been to. Now take these signs andpost them everywhere you can and point them ths way and that! Let us see how many more days it will take them now.'|